Posted on November 12th, 2010 by Marc Stevens
Week of Nov. 6, 2010
I’ll let D. Randall write what happened last week.
Hi Marc, this is D Randall reporting in with my most recent crime spree! My wife and I traveled in our private automobile this past weekend to beautiful Topsail Island in the so called state of North Carolina. This particular crime spree involved using federal reserve notes acquired on the black market through my unlicensed home maintenance business! We began our trip with the illegal act of not wearing seatbelts and randomly although safely breaking various so called traffic laws. The pinnacle of our crime spree included fishing in the surf without government permission (the gang called North Carolina General Assembly recently decided that they now own the Atlantic Ocean and will allow their humble subjects to fish in it for a mere 15.00 permit fee) and actually catching several illegal fish.Attached is a picture of a contraband flounder caught by me in “their” ocean without permission!
Nice work D. Here’s a picture of the contraband fish: